THE 12/12/12 HOAX

This was the biggest joke ever in the history of Agape For All Nations Ministries International.  It was just embarrassing. If there was a time the Prophet was supposed to be fired for being a fake, and stripped off the title of ‘Prophet’ it was on this day. The 12/12/12. The self styled prophet Dr Masocha claimed that God told him that on the 12^th day of the 12^th month of the 12^th year every child of Agape should assemble in one place (Barnsley) because the day of Pentecost would fully come for Agape. He claimed everyone should be in one accord and in one place. Then as the children of Agape would be in one place, behold suddenly there would be a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind and it would fill the whole auditorium. Then in an Acts 2 spectacular experience, cloven tongues as of fire would be visibly seen falling on Agape saints and to top up the historical supernatural experience, angels would be seen flying in the air, clouds would fall from the sky and start to talk in the Barnsley auditorium, and even talking donkeys would walk in from nearby farms. Apparently God told him all this, that ACTS 2 was going to be replayed again for some reason, with extras added. I believe the 12:12:12 joke was not on Dr Masocha, I am sorry I have to let him off on this one, the Prophet can’t help it, come on, he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.  The joke is actually on the Agape children, anyone who bought the 12/12/12 bullshit needs their head examining. The 12/12/12 was even crazier than the MASOCHAGORUS THEORAM, some crazy bizarre theory the Prophet invented  about triangles, mathematics and the bible, I know...don’t ask.

Back to the 12/12/12 hoax, oh my goodness. Where do I start? I know there was a lot of hype about the day. Even around the world a few false prophets chose 12/12/12 to expose themselves. Some said it was going to be the end of the world, some said Jesus was coming again, I mean a lot was said, a number of world fake prophets made headlines.  But I never knew our very own yours truly would pull a fast one of this nature on this unique day. What ticks me off about the Prophet is he always takes everything a bit too far, okay fair enough come up with your crazy bullshit but don’t let everyone else pay for your mental disorder, especially 12 year old children. It’s not fair. In the first edition of MY magazine AGAPE LIFE, yes its my magazine,  a 12 year old child wrote this shocking testimony that beggars belief: I repeat a 12 year old child  wrote this;

“ On the 12^th day of the 12^th month of the 12^th year (12/12/12) was a very special day in Agape. Before the day of Pentecost, I FASTED FOR 40 DAYS because I am a Divine Angel in the Apostle’s Team. During school days I would fast half a day.” AGAPE LIFE MAGAZINE, SPRING 2013, PAGE 17.

How I even published this shocking child abuse case in the church magazine I do not know. Oh I was under a spell wasn’t I?  If this is not child cruelty and abuse in Agape, I don’t know what it is.  The Prophet telling children to fast for 40 days was crossing the line here, and I believe Agape needs to be investigated for child abuse. Even in the Islam Religion in the month of Ramadan, children are exempt from fasting. No religion in the UK is allowed to make children fast, especially for 40 days. Sending a 12 year child to school on an empty stomach because some crazy self styled Prophet believes ACTS 2 is going to be replayed. Let me ask you something Dr Masocha. You told Agape to fast for 40 days for the 12/12/12. Did the Apostles fast for the day of Pentecost? Or they were simply in church and the Holy Ghost just came down? Tell me Dr Masocha, look me in the eye and tell me where you got that from, because my bible tells me no fasting was done by the Apostles (the real ones not fakes like you)  to provoke God into releasing the Holy Ghost.

For those who live in England, remember the preparation and hype by the nation over Kate Middleton and Prince William’s wedding? Even a 3 year old child in England knew about the royal wedding and everyone was getting ready for the big day as if it was their own. Guess what in Agape land the preparation for 12/12/12 was bigger than that. It’s like people stopped breathing.  The preparation for 12/12/12 was beyond pathetic, as if the 40 day starvation was not bad enough, people were told by the Prophet that for the day of Pentecost to fully come, they had to go on the THRESHING FLOOR. The Threshing Floor is some heretic teaching by Dr Masocha that is designed to make everyone feel like filthy sinners in need of forever repenting. Basically the doctrine of the Threshing Floor makes you feel like crap. You even have to wear dark colours to maximise the self loathing feeling. It’s such a satanic doctrine disguised as a message of hope that undermines the atonement of the blood of Jesus Christ. The doctrine magnifies a salvation by works theory, and if you really study the Prophet’s Threshing Floor theory it’s basically saying the cross of calvary is of no use. You have to constantly clean yourself before God.  Dr Masocha takes you back to the LAW, and the doctrine is such a heavy yoke and you know what, DR MASOCHA CANT EVEN FOLLOW HIS OWN DOCTRINE. He puts a heavy yoke on his flock, one that he finds too heavy for his own back. If Dr Masocha was a follower of his own Threshing Floor doctrine, then all this would not have happen, even this blog would not exist. Come every December the festive season where you are supposed to be enjoying Christmas, in Agape you are told to put on your sack cloth and dark colours and lie on your belly mourning for a whole month for your sins! Why then did Jesus Christ die for us? How dare you take away the joy of Christmas on your children?

So yeah 12/12/12 had to be during the THRESHING FLOOR. It was ugly. It was embarrassing. It was a hoax. I bet you can’t wait to hear the part where the sound of rushing of a mighty wind was heard by everyone. The Prophet did say everyone was going to hear, see and feel something. It was a guarantee.  Everyone even the children. After all that fasting and crying on bellies, it was going to be a bomb of a Pentecost. The anticipation was high. The expectations were great. The atmosphere was electric as Max the Paedophile’s national Agape anthem was sung. The stage was set, literally. Everyone was dressed in white custom made 12/12/12 T-shirts designed especially, £10 each. Everyone was told to buy one, not get one free. People were even told to testify before hand what they were expecting to receive. The testimonies were rather interesting. People were EXPECTING big time. Children missed school to attend the event with their parents.

 

Guess what, the day came. People assembled. T-shirts were bought. BUT as the day progressed there was no sign of the rushing wind. There was no cloven tongues as of fire either. The clouds did not fall from the sky. No voice was heard.  No talking donkeys walked through the door. No angels floating in the air either.  No one spoke in new tongues. No one prophesied, not even Evangelist Calisto.  Nothing happened.  Nothing.  Dang.  Zilch. It was a complete no show. The Holy Ghost did not show up at all. Not even one person saw or heard anything, even the Prophet himself. It was cringe worthy. Embarrassing is the word. Pathetic.

Funny I had dreamt a dream a few days before 12/12/12 and in my dream, the day of Agape Pentecost had fully come but it had totally flopped. I even told the dream to my husband, he can testify of that. And boy or boy, didn’t that dream come true in a spectacular fashion. I went home after the 12/12/12 disappointed as hell, and I believe I was not the only one.

All I could do was ask my husband, “But honey, Daddy said...I thought...”

“Don’t say that Jean...don’t.  I know we all expected big things, but God’s ways are higher.  Let’s just keep focused on the Vision, and trust God....don’t think too much otherwise the devil will take over your mind...” My husband would reassure me.

It was indeed the 12/12/12.  The biggest hoax the Prophet has ever come up with. Lord have mercy. Meanwhile the Prophet remains in the African continent  at an undisclosed country and the duration of his return remains unknown.

 

Below is a picture of the Prophet being received from his exclusive Egypt holiday  in April 2013 as people threw their coats on the floor for him to 'bless' as he walked on them. 

 



Lets talk False Prophecies, shall we...

 

Have I ever told you how the empire of Agape works? As I said before the satellite I used to worship in had a total of 6 people, excluding me. This pattern stretches in branches throughout the United Kingdom. Each Satellite has a maximum of 10 people, if there are 15 people its considered a mega satellite. Some Satellites have 2 members. In July 2012 in Newcastle Dr Masocha bragged about how proud he was of one of his daughters who worshipped in one Satellite on her own for a whole year. In Stirling, where Dr Masocha resides and where the Headquarters of Agape is based, the Satellite there has about 15 people, and its considered a mega satellite. When you go on the website, you look at the pictures and think its a big church, but its deception. What happens is Dr Masocha does a lot of national conferences, theres at least one national  conference every month. Every branch then comes to the big conferences and boom, its a picture of a mega church. Its quite sad really, to be honest. The church doesn't grow for some reason, and Dr Masocha claims God told him that Agape was a rainbow vision of all peoples, races and culture. He claims Agape is not a Zimbabwean church, ummm cough cough. Yeah right its not a Zimbabwean Church, I believe you Prophet.  He claims God told him its a church that will fill up with English people. Funny 6 years down the line and there are only 3 white people in the entire Church. Talking about white people in Agape, it reminds me of something. Lets talk prophecies prophecies prophecies. Or rather lets talk false prophecies,  shall we? Have you ever heard a false prophecy? What does it sound like? How do you know its a false prophecy? Lets have a look, shall we?

In the beginning of the year on the 1^st of January 2013 the Prophet gave some prophecies for 2013. The prophecies were as follows.

1.       This was the year of financial breakthroughs (well he says this one every year really)

2.       He said God told him 2013 was the year the rainbow vision was going to manifest therefor this was the year white people were now going to throng the church.

3.       He said people were going to move into big houses/ mansions.

4.       He said 2013 was the year of the 13^th cheque as people were going to receive miraculous monies and cheques from banks etc.

5.       He said God was going to take away the reproach of Egypt, meaning God was going to take away the shame of Agape children since most of them are an embarrassment to society because of poverty, lack of direction etc.

6.       He said 2013 was the year of the Lion of The Tribe of Judah and God was going to chase away all the rats/problems in peoples lives.

7.       He said a lot of Agape children were going to go on Missions.

8.       He said a lot of Agape children were going to start businesses and be self employed.
 

In 2012 Dr Masocha went to Egypt on a exclusive holiday with his wife Dr Judith only.  The Prophet loved Egypt so much that he claimed God told him to go back.  I don't blame him, Egypt  has two of the 7 wonders of the world right, and its considered one of the most beautiful tourist attractions in the world.  So in April 2013 off he flew to Egypt again, this time he went on his own saying God told him to leave his wife. After Dr Masocha had spent 9 days busking in the sun at the Red Sea  and sight seeing in Egypt, he then came back with more prophecies and claimed to have heard the voice of God directly from the top of Mount Sinai (this is all on DVD I have the copies). Readers, please note that during his 9 day stay in Egypt I was emailing daily with Dr Masocha, daily, and I have all the emails, yet he claimed to have been on top of a mountain praying, well unless he took his ipad on the holy mountain. I don't know.  Anyway the prophecies received from Mount Sinai were as follows.

1.       Children of Agape are now going to experience God in a real way blah blah blah.

2.       God told him that all his daughters who were ugly were going to receive  supernatural face lifts and wake up with pretty little faces.

3.       God had heard the cry of women with smaller breasts and women were going to receive supernatural boob jobs, they would just wake up and realise they needed a bigger bra.

4.       God told him He had heard the cries of those with big ears, and God was going to reduce big ears to medium size ears. Oh he also said those with big fat noses would be getting nose jobs too.

5.       God told the Prophet  that students were going to see ball point pens moving around supernaturally in exam rooms. (I didn't get this prophecy)

6.       God told Dr Masocha that women who were too fat were going to get supernatural weight loss and wake up in the morning a couple of dress sizes down.

7.       God told Dr Masocha that women who had hair growth problems were going to miraculously grow long hair.

8.       God told Dr Masocha that women who hated their hair colour were going to get supernatural hair colours, blond, red, purple you name it.

9.       God told the Prophet that people were going to see houses moving from place to place in broad daylight, (i am not kidding you)

10.    God told him that single ladies in Agape, all of them were going to get married this year.

Dr Masocha claims to have heard all this from God directly when he was on top of Mount Sinai in Egypt praying.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now in November 2013, the year is swiftly drawing to a close and I can confirm that not even one of the Prophet’s prophecies have come true to anyone in Agape. NOT EVEN ONE.  All his prophecies have not come pass, no one has moved into a mansion or big house. I for one fled to a women’s refuge. No one has got a fat cheque from the bank, poverty is more rife now than ever in Agape, all 5 members of Wigan 666 Satellite live in Counsel run down houses that look like they were last renovated in the 60’s. All Dr Masocha’s prophecies are lies and nothing has come to pass. He said white people were going to flock into the Vision, to be honest there remain 3 whites who have always been there. From what I hear the white people fled Agape.  Big people are still big, if not bigger; no one got a miracle weight loss. Hair is still the same. No one has a Brazilian long weave that turned into their own hair. I for one claimed the miracle boob job and the hair miracle. I wanted to go at least two cup sizes up and I wanted a huge Afro but hey I am still the same old plain Jean I was at the beginning of the year. Dr Masocha is a phony, a total phony. I  have not seen houses moving neither have i seen pens floating in the air as I do homework with my kids. The lies are unbelievable. He must think we are all a bunch of fools buying his crazy borderline bizarre prophecies. What comes out of his mouth is crazy bullshit, take him off the pulpit and remove the fancy titles and you will have a religious self obsessed narcissist nut case. I have done my own assessment and I am 100% convinced the Prophet suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I have read my bible for myself and the God I worship tells me this man called Dr Masocha is a phony. I leave you with these scriptures that do point Dr Masocha as a false prophet. He has less than 2 months left to sort his prophecies out, otherwise on 31 December 2013, he has to stand up and give an answer as to why his prophecies never come to pass.

 

 

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world, 1 John 4:1.

 

But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction, 2 Peter 2:1


How long shall there be lies in the heart of the prophets who prophesy lies, and who prophesy the deceit of their own heart, Jeremiah 23:26


I know your works, your toil and your patient endurance, and how you cannot bear with those who are evil, but have tested those who call themselves apostles and are not, and found them to be false, Revelation 2:2.


I did not send the prophets, yet they ran; I did not speak to them, yet they prophesied, Jeremiah 23:21


And her prophets have smeared whitewash for them, seeing false visions and divining lies for them, saying, ‘Thus says the Lord God,’ when the Lord has not spoken, Ezekiel 22:28

Below is a picture of me and the Envoy who is always warning people never to speak negatively of Dr Masocha and speaks of the severe consequences of not obeying the Prophet.  This picture was taken in June 2013 at  a Southport Get Together. He is the Envoy featuring in the threat videos removed from You Tube by Agape.