THE 12/12/12 HOAX

This was the biggest joke ever in the history of Agape For All Nations Ministries International.  It was just embarrassing. If there was a time the Prophet was supposed to be fired for being a fake, and stripped off the title of ‘Prophet’ it was on this day. The 12/12/12. The self styled prophet Dr Masocha claimed that God told him that on the 12^th day of the 12^th month of the 12^th year every child of Agape should assemble in one place (Barnsley) because the day of Pentecost would fully come for Agape. He claimed everyone should be in one accord and in one place. Then as the children of Agape would be in one place, behold suddenly there would be a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind and it would fill the whole auditorium. Then in an Acts 2 spectacular experience, cloven tongues as of fire would be visibly seen falling on Agape saints and to top up the historical supernatural experience, angels would be seen flying in the air, clouds would fall from the sky and start to talk in the Barnsley auditorium, and even talking donkeys would walk in from nearby farms. Apparently God told him all this, that ACTS 2 was going to be replayed again for some reason, with extras added. I believe the 12:12:12 joke was not on Dr Masocha, I am sorry I have to let him off on this one, the Prophet can’t help it, come on, he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.  The joke is actually on the Agape children, anyone who bought the 12/12/12 bullshit needs their head examining. The 12/12/12 was even crazier than the MASOCHAGORUS THEORAM, some crazy bizarre theory the Prophet invented  about triangles, mathematics and the bible, I know...don’t ask.

Back to the 12/12/12 hoax, oh my goodness. Where do I start? I know there was a lot of hype about the day. Even around the world a few false prophets chose 12/12/12 to expose themselves. Some said it was going to be the end of the world, some said Jesus was coming again, I mean a lot was said, a number of world fake prophets made headlines.  But I never knew our very own yours truly would pull a fast one of this nature on this unique day. What ticks me off about the Prophet is he always takes everything a bit too far, okay fair enough come up with your crazy bullshit but don’t let everyone else pay for your mental disorder, especially 12 year old children. It’s not fair. In the first edition of MY magazine AGAPE LIFE, yes its my magazine,  a 12 year old child wrote this shocking testimony that beggars belief: I repeat a 12 year old child  wrote this;

“ On the 12^th day of the 12^th month of the 12^th year (12/12/12) was a very special day in Agape. Before the day of Pentecost, I FASTED FOR 40 DAYS because I am a Divine Angel in the Apostle’s Team. During school days I would fast half a day.” AGAPE LIFE MAGAZINE, SPRING 2013, PAGE 17.

How I even published this shocking child abuse case in the church magazine I do not know. Oh I was under a spell wasn’t I?  If this is not child cruelty and abuse in Agape, I don’t know what it is.  The Prophet telling children to fast for 40 days was crossing the line here, and I believe Agape needs to be investigated for child abuse. Even in the Islam Religion in the month of Ramadan, children are exempt from fasting. No religion in the UK is allowed to make children fast, especially for 40 days. Sending a 12 year child to school on an empty stomach because some crazy self styled Prophet believes ACTS 2 is going to be replayed. Let me ask you something Dr Masocha. You told Agape to fast for 40 days for the 12/12/12. Did the Apostles fast for the day of Pentecost? Or they were simply in church and the Holy Ghost just came down? Tell me Dr Masocha, look me in the eye and tell me where you got that from, because my bible tells me no fasting was done by the Apostles (the real ones not fakes like you)  to provoke God into releasing the Holy Ghost.

For those who live in England, remember the preparation and hype by the nation over Kate Middleton and Prince William’s wedding? Even a 3 year old child in England knew about the royal wedding and everyone was getting ready for the big day as if it was their own. Guess what in Agape land the preparation for 12/12/12 was bigger than that. It’s like people stopped breathing.  The preparation for 12/12/12 was beyond pathetic, as if the 40 day starvation was not bad enough, people were told by the Prophet that for the day of Pentecost to fully come, they had to go on the THRESHING FLOOR. The Threshing Floor is some heretic teaching by Dr Masocha that is designed to make everyone feel like filthy sinners in need of forever repenting. Basically the doctrine of the Threshing Floor makes you feel like crap. You even have to wear dark colours to maximise the self loathing feeling. It’s such a satanic doctrine disguised as a message of hope that undermines the atonement of the blood of Jesus Christ. The doctrine magnifies a salvation by works theory, and if you really study the Prophet’s Threshing Floor theory it’s basically saying the cross of calvary is of no use. You have to constantly clean yourself before God.  Dr Masocha takes you back to the LAW, and the doctrine is such a heavy yoke and you know what, DR MASOCHA CANT EVEN FOLLOW HIS OWN DOCTRINE. He puts a heavy yoke on his flock, one that he finds too heavy for his own back. If Dr Masocha was a follower of his own Threshing Floor doctrine, then all this would not have happen, even this blog would not exist. Come every December the festive season where you are supposed to be enjoying Christmas, in Agape you are told to put on your sack cloth and dark colours and lie on your belly mourning for a whole month for your sins! Why then did Jesus Christ die for us? How dare you take away the joy of Christmas on your children?

So yeah 12/12/12 had to be during the THRESHING FLOOR. It was ugly. It was embarrassing. It was a hoax. I bet you can’t wait to hear the part where the sound of rushing of a mighty wind was heard by everyone. The Prophet did say everyone was going to hear, see and feel something. It was a guarantee.  Everyone even the children. After all that fasting and crying on bellies, it was going to be a bomb of a Pentecost. The anticipation was high. The expectations were great. The atmosphere was electric as Max the Paedophile’s national Agape anthem was sung. The stage was set, literally. Everyone was dressed in white custom made 12/12/12 T-shirts designed especially, £10 each. Everyone was told to buy one, not get one free. People were even told to testify before hand what they were expecting to receive. The testimonies were rather interesting. People were EXPECTING big time. Children missed school to attend the event with their parents.

 

Guess what, the day came. People assembled. T-shirts were bought. BUT as the day progressed there was no sign of the rushing wind. There was no cloven tongues as of fire either. The clouds did not fall from the sky. No voice was heard.  No talking donkeys walked through the door. No angels floating in the air either.  No one spoke in new tongues. No one prophesied, not even Evangelist Calisto.  Nothing happened.  Nothing.  Dang.  Zilch. It was a complete no show. The Holy Ghost did not show up at all. Not even one person saw or heard anything, even the Prophet himself. It was cringe worthy. Embarrassing is the word. Pathetic.

Funny I had dreamt a dream a few days before 12/12/12 and in my dream, the day of Agape Pentecost had fully come but it had totally flopped. I even told the dream to my husband, he can testify of that. And boy or boy, didn’t that dream come true in a spectacular fashion. I went home after the 12/12/12 disappointed as hell, and I believe I was not the only one.

All I could do was ask my husband, “But honey, Daddy said...I thought...”

“Don’t say that Jean...don’t.  I know we all expected big things, but God’s ways are higher.  Let’s just keep focused on the Vision, and trust God....don’t think too much otherwise the devil will take over your mind...” My husband would reassure me.

It was indeed the 12/12/12.  The biggest hoax the Prophet has ever come up with. Lord have mercy. Meanwhile the Prophet remains in the African continent  at an undisclosed country and the duration of his return remains unknown.

 

Below is a picture of the Prophet being received from his exclusive Egypt holiday  in April 2013 as people threw their coats on the floor for him to 'bless' as he walked on them.